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Jimmy and a cat

Post by Naijs on Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:19 pm

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is
your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I
heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am
going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy
leaves for school today!'"

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TEACHER AND STUDENTS

Post by Naijs on Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:15 pm

A teacher is teaching a class and she
sees that Johnny isn't paying attention,
so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you
shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny
says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher
says, "No, two, but I like how you're
thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If
you see three women walking out of
an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice
cream, and one is biting her ice
cream, which one is married?" The
teacher says, "The one sucking her
ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one
with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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